Saturday, July 13, 2013

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Banned from Facebook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrX3zbxd6Y&feature=player_embedded

Here's a link to Steven Crowder's video 'Retarded' (about THAT Florida witness) that was banned from FB.

Fortunately, it's still up on YouTube.  Enjoy the tongue-in-cheek humor!


Thursday, June 27, 2013

States Rights, the Demise of DOMA, and Topsy-Turvey arguments both Left and Right

Here's a little piece that I fired off yesterday.  It's already been bounced by CanadaFreePress.com, but they were nice enough to send me a rejection email so I wasn't left hanging.  CFP (which I highly recommend, btw; they're a fun site that's published my rants in the past) said that I got bounced because of the high volume of articles and the speed of posting of same...which is legit, 'cause I was a bit slow at getting this out (I had other things to do yesterday before I got around to this).  I thought about sending it to a few other places, but then decided nah, why bother?  After all, why have a blog if you're not going to use it, right?

At any rate, here's my little rant about the US v Windsor decision.  It's not so much about gay marriage per se as it is about the flip-flop in the usual stances of the Left and Right vis a vis Federal power.  I really haven't seen this angle talked about yet, and hope to get some good (non-idiot) feedback about it...and by that, I mean fulsome, gushing praise for my brilliant analysis, sparkling wit, and pithy comments.

Here it is, in all it's windbaggy glory:


State’s Rights and the Demise of DOMA

The Supremes have spoken, and now (if the fire and brimstone merchants are to be believed) it’s only a matter of days before we have men marrying goats, women marrying other women (who look like men), and the nation is consumed by the wrath of Almighty God in such a way as will make the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah look like a covered dish supper.

Having seen the social approbation and censure that was brought down on the occasional poor soul dumb enough to bring a sack of Krystals to a covered dish supper, I think Sodom and Gomorrah got off easy.  But then again, I was born and raised Southern Baptist, and the TaliBaptists don’t play about their church feedings.

Personally, I’m not terribly worried about any of the abovementioned horrors.  I suspect that either the social order or the currency will collapse before God gets around to noticing that a small percentage of our citizens are able to marry the person they love.  No, it won’t be homosexuals in wedding dresses or tuxes (for some reason, lesbians don’t generally go for the wedding dress thing, go figure) and saying “I do” that does the republic in.  It’s much more likely that the government’s profligate spending, the overarching regulations of the nanny state, or the creation of a permanent dependency class over the last few decades—or all of these together—will bring the country crashing down around our ears before too long.

That being said, I will admit to a certain enjoyment of the sturm und drang the opinion in United States v. Windsor has created on both sides of the issue.  While the social conservatives have been bemoaning the demise of “traditional” marriage, the social progressives have been trumpeting the triumph of equality with a “gee, ain’t this great?” smugness that is more than a bit annoying.

It has been amusing these last few months to ask the social conservatives if, in lieu of 50 silver shekels, I can give them pre-1963 dimes when I rape/marry their virgin daughters, in accordance with Deuteronomy 22:28-29.  Yes, I realize that I won’t be able to divorce the girl afterwards—unlike many supporters of DOMA, who are on Wifey-Poo #2 or #3—but hey!  It’s ‘biblical’!  Somehow, they haven’t really appreciated my scriptural acumen, nor my honest question about the whole shekel/silver dime conversion thing.  But, I digress….

What neither side seems to realize is just how the Windsor ruling turned the usual Left-Right polarity on its head, and the obtuseness about of this flip-flop is what I find so amusing.

To justify overturning DOMA, the majority opinion stated “DOMA is unconstitutional as a deprivation of the equal liberty of persons that is protected by the Fifth Amendment.”  While I agree with the Court that the Defense of Marriage Act was constitutionally indefensible, I find the use of the Fifth Amendment in this case to be a bit thin.  To me, the applicable bits of the Constitution are the Tenth and Fourteenth Amendments.  Nowhere in the Constitution is ‘marriage’ mentioned as an enumerated power of the Federal government, and to deny the more than 1000 Federal benefits of marriage to a subset of the population based solely on gender clearly violates the ‘equal protection of the law’ clause of the Fourteenth.
Be that as it may, the truly interesting thing to note about the actual decision (rather than what the various talking heads and televangelists have said about it) is that the core of the majority’s argument is good, old-fashioned States Rights!  Time after time in the opinion, the sovereign power of the State is invoked against the Federal DOMA.  Since DOMA stepped on the toes of New York State, so the majority reasoned, it had to go!
Think about that, and the opposing arguments of the DOMA supporters, for just a minute.  Because they were determined to throw down DOMA, the liberal Justices were forced to take what is (for them) a highly unusual stance:  namely, that DOMA represents an overreach by the Federal government into an area that is exclusively the province of the several sovereign States.  The Justices obviously realize this, and do what they can to deny the logical implications of this stance with statements such as “it is unnecessary to decide whether this federal intrusion on state power is a violation of the Constitution,” and that “[t]he State’s power in defining the marital relation is of central relevance in this case quite apart from principles of federalism”, as Justice Scalia aptly points out in his dissent.  This is crap, and they know it.  Either a State is sovereign and the Tenth Amendment holds, or not.  A more clear case of “either/or” would be hard to imagine…but the liberal majority in this opinion would want us to do just that.
The same discordant reasoning is heard from the supporters of DOMA.  It’s interesting how the very same people who insist the Federal government is too big, has too long an arm, and needs to stay out of their business nonetheless scream for Leviathan to intercede to enforce their own personal beliefs in all fifty States.  Even worse, there seems to be a greater degree of blindness about the inconsistency and illogic of these positions on the side of the alleged conservatives than on the part of the progressives.
Let’s be brutally honest here:  the underlying reason that social conservatives wanted DOMA is because of their religious beliefs.  Everything else is window dressing, jazz hands and glitter glue to distract from that simple fact.  The truly conservative, Constitutional position is that this is a matter for the several States to decide.  DOMA assumed a power NOT given to the Federal government in the Constitution, and did so in direct violation of the First Amendment, by making what is, at its core, a religious decree.  To counter this, the liberal majority of the Court was forced to do what is generally anathema to them, and take the position that there are some places where the Federal government may not go.
And that, in a nutshell, is what I find so funny.  To get what they wanted, both sides had to take up positions which they typically rail against, and thus show themselves to be the great flaming hypocrites they truly are.  The liberals have now been forced to admit there are limits to what the Imperial Federal Apparatus can do, and the social conservatives are butt-hurt that the Court wouldn’t give them the theocracy they so desperately crave deep down in their black little hearts.  Neither side will admit this, of course; which is why I intend to point it out to all and sundry as often as I possibly can over the coming days.  This article is just my opening salvo, and I expect to be tipping sacred cows left and right until the fun wears off…which it never will.
Feel free to join the fun with me!  Oh, and the whole ‘men marrying goats’ thing?  As all we good little libertarians know, this is impossible because a goat is not a sentient being, and thus unable to enter into a legally binding contractual arrangement such as marriage.  To suggest otherwise is a specious argument (more jazz hands & glitter glue), or can be taken as prima facia evidence of the unspoken desires of the person making the statement…and I say that as an old retired shrink with some degree of expertise in that kind of thing.
Feel free to point that out, too.  The goat fornicators need to be called on it, ‘cause that’s just nasty…not to mention, cruel to the goat.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Obama's Crash and Burn...and why the Republicans aren't benefitting from it


Yesterday, this interesting piece came out in the Telegraph of London:


I find that I can’t really disagree with the 10 reasons that are listed.  From the Imperial style of his Presidency to the continued lousy performance of the economy and the ongoing, ever-increasing scandals surrounding this administration, Obama’s Presidency is on fire, loosing altitude, and shedding parts left and right as it plummets towards the ground.  Can you say ‘crash and burn’?

Now, compare that to this piece from the editorial page of the New York Times:


Two telling quotes from the NYT piece:  "The administration has now lost all credibility on this issue." and "Senator Dianne Feinstein of California, who as chairwoman of the Senate Intelligence Committee is supposed to be preventing this sort of overreaching, was absurd. She said on Thursday that the authorities need this information in case someone might become a terrorist in the future. Senator Saxby Chambliss of Georgia, the vice chairman of the committee, said the surveillance has “proved meritorious, because we have gathered significant information on bad guys and only on bad guys over the years.”

The first is a blatant statement that the love affair between the NYT and Obama is over, and implies that they're ready to move on (and stop throwing chips into the pot for him).  The second is perhaps the most chilling, especially the 'might become a terrorist in the future' and 'only on bad guys' parts.

Precrime, anyone?  The editors of the Times realize that this could easily be applied to them...and pretty much anybody else.  In fact, since the alphabet soup agencies have been using a ladle and not a strainer, the 'only on bad guys' bit applies ONLY if EVERYONE is considered a potential 'bad guy'.  No presumption of innocence, no due process, just 'you might become a terrorist at some time in the future'.

And who will determine just who's a terrorist?  Hmm....

My guess is that's what has the NYT so upset.  If all it takes is the stroke of a pen to make that determination, given that Obama has already established the precedent of 'Bring me his head' (actually, 'Blow his head and ass in different directions with a drone strike') without all that inconvenient mucking around with trials and stuff, then aren't we all at risk?

Truly, these are interesting times.  However, the odd thing is…as bad as Obama is doing in the polls and elsewhere, the Republicans can’t seem to do much better, and this is…strange.  At least, it seems so on the surface, but if you look a little closer, you can understand why.

Charlie Cook, who writes his own political report and also for the National Journal, has written several articles on and around this topic in recent days, the most telling of which is this one:


Basically, the Republicans who are attacking Obama, by and large, have even less credibility than he does.  Mitch McConnell?  Please.  Not only does everybody know he’s been there since, like, Roosevelt (the first one, not the one with the jaunty cigarette holder), but he stutters and has jowls down to his nipples.  Boehner?  Not quite as ancient, but also stutters and comes across as less likable than the average rabid pit bull.  (Here I must apologize to non-rabid pit bulls, having known several in my time that were very sweet, fun dogs.)  That Boehner is still vividly remembered for reading a scripted voice vote result at the convention (yep, Johnny Boy, we still remember that, and will remind you of it when we come for YOU with pikes!) gives him ZERO credibility with a large chunk of his own base.

Remember when the Republicans had not only the White House but both Houses of Congress, as well?  Did they reform the tax code?  Winnow down Federal regulations?  Reign in the EPA?  Cut spending?  Trim government?

Let’s see…no, no, no, no and no.  In that order.

In other words, “compared with congressional Republicans, [Obama’s] the pick of the litter”.  People still remember the Bush years (really, how could they forget?  Old Media, Comedy Central and MSNBC remind them every night) and the Patriot Act…and No Child’s Behind Left…and the Medicare Drug Plan…and…and….

That Obama has, by and large, continued any number of Bush’s policies (and suddenly, all we hear from the Left are crickets, but that’s another topic altogether) has seemed to slip under the radar somehow.  At least, in terms of the Idiot Voter (hell, they’re not uninformed, they’re just idiots and I refuse to call them anything but what they are) Squads.  Combine them with the small-l libertarian Republicans, the Paulbots and the Tea Partiers who have been urinated on by the RINOstablishment for years now, and you begin to understand why the Republicans can’t seem to gain any traction.

But, there may be a bit of light at the end of the Republican tunnel.  The College Repblicans have just released a scathing analysis of the GOP and why so many people hate it (a good article about it is here:  http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/05/college-republican-national-committee-report-has-grim-findings-for-gop.html).  ‘That’ 2013 CPAC survey on Personal Core Beliefs (the complete survey results can be found at http://www.scribd.com/doc/130778343/CPAC-Straw-Poll-2013) shows very clearly that the vast majority of CPAC attendees (77%) view their “most important goal is to promote individual freedom by reducing the size and scope of government and its intrusion into the lives of its citizens”.  This is more than FIVE times the number of people who said they were most concerned about “traditional values” (no gay marriage or abortion, 15%), and almost TEN times the neo-con “secure and guarantee American safety at home and abroad regardless of the cost or size of government” (8%).  Even more telling, 52% of CPACers were 18-25, and a whopping 74% were under 40.  That means they’ll be around and voting for some time to come…unlike the last two Republican candidates (and the scum who anointed them) for President…and most of those fossils in Congress today.

So, here’s the situation we now find ourselves in:  a President about whom few questions were asked by the MSM now finds himself loosing their support while scandals swirl about him…and an Opposition that is perceived as being as bad (by their own base) or worse (the rest of the country).

If that’s not a recipe for revolution, I don’t know what is.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Last Rolling


The final rolling of the Toomer's Oaks during Saturday's A Day celebration.  Today the trees were removed, and the revamping of the corner begun.

Harvey Updike (may he ever burn in Bammer Hell!) thought he'd strike a blow for Bammeration when he poisoned the trees.  What he did was to (a) prove himself an idiot, and scum (b) show the world what kinds of people Bammers are and (c) bring the Auburn family together as never before.  And, it showed us that there are a few decent Bama fans out there.  Not many ('cause they're, well, Bammers), but a few, and we cherish them.

The original oaks are now gone.  The Auburn Spirit hasn't even been dinged.  In a few years, new oaks will rise over the Gates of Auburn once more, strong and proud...and occasionally covered in toilet paper.  Because that's how we Tigers roll!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The TaliBaptists Among Us

Today I received an email, forwarded by a friend, about how the FCC is going to destroy America in the next fifteen minutes by allowing brief expletives and fleeting frontal (female) nudity to be broadcast over the airwaves.

Naturally, there was an appeal for MONEY as part of this Emergency Action Alert! (TM) message.  As if we'd expect anything less.

Just so you'll know, here's the text of the email:



Please forgive the mass email but this will have a huge impact on each of us.  Please read the following action letter from American Family Association and respond as you see fit.  I hope you do as I have and speak out in opposition to the FCC's attempt to eliminate 70% of their backlog of complaints and then forward to friends and relatives who will hopefully do the same.  THANKS MIKE



Subject: FCC set to drop ban on f-word, nudity on television and radio stations nationwide
Date: 4/8/13 10:22:01 AM
From: "AFA Action Alert"




American Family Association     Take Action Now___________________________________

Share on Facebook Share on Facebook   Share on Twitter Share on Twitter   Online Version Online Version  FCC set to drop ban on f-word, nudity on television and radio stations nationwide They are seeking public comments; make your voice count! April 8, 2013

Dear Mike, The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced it is considering dropping current broadcast decency standards that ban explicit profanity and "non-sexual" nudity.
You can read the press release from the FCC here.
Specifically, if enacted, the new FCC policy would allow network television and local radio stations to air the f-word, the s-word and to allow programs to show frontal female nudity , even during hours when they know children will be watching and listening.
It is accepting comments on the proposal from the viewing public until the end of April.
Current broadcast decency law prohibits expletives and nudity, even if brief or "fleeting."  The Supreme Court has upheld the law as constitutionally enforceable by the FCC, despite lawsuit attempts by networks NBC and FOX to overturn it.
TAKE ACTION
Submit your comments to the FCC, urging it to reject any changes to the current policy.
The FCC will not accept general email comments. To be valid, you are required to file a formal comment via the FCC's website.
Please follow these instruction carefully, to insure your comment is accepted by the FCC:
2. Enter the code "13-86" in the "Proceeding Number" box and fill out the few remaining required fields.
3. Enter your comment in the text box provided and click "Continue."
4. From there, review your comment and click "Confirm."
Here is a sample comment you may submit:
I oppose any changes to the current FCC indecency standards that would allow television and radio stations to broadcast expletives and nudity on the public airwaves, even if brief or "fleeting."
The Supreme Court has confirmed the FCC& authority to enforce policies regarding expletives and nudity, especially during times when children are likely to be watching or listening.
Relaxing the current policy would not serve the public interest and I urge the FCC to reject all proposals that would allow for the broadcast of expletives and nudity on FCC-licensed stations.

Take Action NowSend your comment to the FCC now!
It is very important that you forward this alert to your friends and family members.

Sincerely,

Tim

Tim Wildmon, President
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Okay, so now you know.  The FCC is trying to reduce it's backlog of cases, and actually reflect the reality that (GEE WHIZ, WALLY!) some people actually cuss, and sometimes on cable a booby gets flashed.  It's not like most people haven't seen it before.

Here's the skinny:  I don't want kids seeing this.  I also don't want an energy policy based on unicorn farts, but that's pretty much what I'm stuck with.  I have ZERO problem with relaxing the (overly rigid) rules after 'family time', when all good parents have the sprogs in bed.  For the other parents, they're kids are seeing and hearing it anyway, so it really isn't that big of a deal...unless you're trying to raise money for your TaliBaptist group.

As a general rule, I try to oppose ANYTHING the American Family Association supports, just on general principles.  Especially the 'Spiritual' Tours.  Please don't try to proselytize me when I'm trying to experience history.

At any rate, I immediately clicked on the 'action link', and put in my own two cents worth...and I'm certain the TaliBaptists WON'T approve, because THIS is what I wrote:


Proceeding Number:  13-86

I strongly support changes to the FCC's 'indecency' standards to allow TV and radio stations to broadcast colorful expletives as well as brief or fleeting frontal nudity, of either sex, on the public's airwaves, especially in those times when children should be in bed and adults will be watching these programs.

This change to the standards reflects society's changing nature, and while I do not believe this is appropriate during children's time, it is perfectly appropriate for adults who choose to view it.  Those who do not choose to do so have only to turn the dial or click the remote, and their insistence on the 'purity' of the airwaves is an attempt by them to foist their own puritanical mores upon the rest of us.

I believe these changes will NOT harm the public interest, especially if they are restricted to 'after hours' programming, and are appropriately labeled.

Notice that I'm not agitating for kids to be exposed to this language or boobies. In a perfect world, each and every kid will already have SEEN boobies, 'cause they were breast fed.  Also, every kid will be in bed by the time this comes on. Remember, if you don't like it, you can vote with your remote...and let that 'invisible hand' of the free market decide.

So, really, this irritates me on two levels:  first, it's a blatant attempt to coerce the State to regulate and enforce something that should be left up to the marketplace, and second, it's being pushed for all it's worth to scam money from the marks of the AFA.  Granted, it's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money, and anybody who'd send money to the AFA is indeed a sucker...it still annoys me.

Isn't it interesting that so-called 'conservatives' go all State-y and "We gotta have REGULATIONS" when it's bad language, the human body, and the privacy of your own home involved.

Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy here?

At any rate, the info is above.  Make your voice heard, one way or another.  Otherwise, you're not allowed to complain.  Change the channel, yes.  Complain, no.